I get lifted and spin til I"m half-twisted
Feet planted and stand with a grin full of chapped lipstick {*SMACK*}
Pen full of ink, think sinful and rap sick shit
Shrink pencil me in for my last visit
Drink gin til my chin"s full of splashed whiskers {*whoosh*}
Hash whiskey and ash til I slap bitches {*smack*}
Ask Bizzy, he"s been here the past six years
Mash with me you"ll get in imagine this
Chorus 2X
I fucked my cousin in his asshole, slit my mother"s throat
{*AHHHHHHHH!*} Guess who Slim Shady just signed to Interscope?
My little sister"s birthday, she"ll remember me
For a gift I had ten of my boys take her virginity
{*Mmm mm mmm!*} And bitches know me as a horny ass freak
Their mother wasn"t raped, I ate her pussy while she was "sleep
Pissy-drunk, throwin up in the urinal (YOU FUCKIN HOMO!)
That"s what I said at my dad"s funeral
Chorus 2X
That"s why the city is filled with a bunch of fuckin idiots still (still)
That"s why the first moth
