Alfie - Lily AllenOoooo deary me,
My little brother"s
in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up
cos it"s nearly quarter past three
He can"t be bothered cos he"s high on THC.
I ask him very nicely
if he"d like a cup of tea,
I can"t even see you
cos the room is so smokey,
Don"t understand
how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie
how I wish that you could see.
Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now there"s no need to swear,
Please don"t despair my dear Mon frere.
Ooooo Alfie get up it"s a brand new day,
I just can sit back
and watch your life waste away
You need to get a job
because the bills need to get paid.
Get off your lazy arse,
Alfie please use your brain
Surely there"s some wal