Album:Supersunnyspeedgraphic
Ben Folds-Rent A Cop
I’m ‘trolling food court for girls
Yeah, it’s the best job in the world
They know they’re safe with me
They love my little mustache
They love a man in uniform
Oh
With my sunglass they can’t
See what I’m really looking at
And as they’re walking by
I whisper through my doughnut
Hey baby, baby light that ass on fire
How long must this day go on?
I got to stand here two more hours till I
Punch the clock
How long must this day go on?
No kid, they don’t give me a gun
I don’t get paid enough to run
So you can call me what you want
I’ll be hanging at the check out
Checking out your girlfriend
Figure out how she’s going to fit all of that
Butt into that underwear - yeah
Yeah
Hey girl if you can’t
